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mervin

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  1. Unfortunately Cynic the ban does stand in the uk as the guy found out, he was a riding instructor so is now out of a job Merv
  2. Be very careful out there, i know of a good rider that got intimidated by a plain bike on the island, the guy was an instructor and had his daughter on the pillion and was forced into all sorts of stupid positions on the road by this bike cop who then charged him with dangerous riding, he went too court with an 8 page report on the thing sthat hte cop ha dforced him into and came out with a big fine and 18 month ban, so,if yuo get a clever knob goading ya put the brakes on and let em dissapear merv
  3. My sons mate Ben is looking for a bike i suggested that he said i would rather have aids than that merv
  4. not sure if the six pots fit but i think R1 4 pots will Merv
  5. my TDR is only 150 odd kg,s fuelled up and ready to go, with 50 horses breathing 2 stroke smoke out of the rear merv
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    Thank you

    Alex hope you are recovering well from those stones. a tip from the westcountry cider helps dissolve em decnt cider that is not womens fizzy cier merv
  7. Not me too bleedin expensive use a cheaper version. morrisons used to have a good un in their garages for 99p a tin but have not seen it lately, i have a 5 liter of fuchs anticorit in the shed does the same thing is a better anti rust spray and i just put it in a plant mister
  8. you poor sod, mind you they were the dog danglies then, i reme ber looking over a transcon with electrical problems in Cherbourg once bloody crude or what, could not find any fuses just a load of connectors, the guy had no lights so was only driving during the day, thought about offering him my 113 as a straight swap, then thought the boss may not be too happy and would have had the lights fixed, merv
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    Longest Day

    the longest day thing at the bottom of all my posts, Jim just asked if it was only hondas allowed, well no if you click the link it now takes you too the actual longest day website where yo can see the line up of riders and bikes, a variety of hondas , KTM.s BMW,s Triumph tigers/trophy, Guzzzi stelvio, suzi Vstrom, FZR 1000 exup
  10. Jim i think fi yuo go over and join in on XRV website and ask em nicely they will say yes, the first guy to lands end from John OGroats last year was on a beemer and some had KTM,s, actual website merv
  11. I had some fat layabout twat have a go at me in the supermarket one, he was pushing his trolley along with his feck awful brat in tow dawdling down the aisle so a i walked past em with a basket in my hand, aforementioned brat moves just as i apss and the basket catches it on the shoulder i says sorry and carries on, next thing (at this point he should have realised that tapping and armoured bike jacketed biker on the shoulder was a wrong move) he says if you ever do that again i will knock your F***ing head off, to which i replied I will do you and the rest of the world a favour mate and knock yours off first, a couple of women around nealry fell over laughing at him and he shutup and peed off rather quickly merv
  12. Mad bitch deserves stringing up
  13. New Version of The 23rd Psalm GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK. HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES. HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY. HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT. YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE, I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME. BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES, MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME, SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM. FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD. I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH, I AM GLAD I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG AND BROWN WAS A TREE.
  14. Baptising an Irish drunk... > >> > >> A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a > >> preacher baptising people in the river. > >> > >> He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the > >> preacher. > >> > >> > >> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, > >> whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' > >> > >> The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.' > >> > >> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. > >> > >> He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' > >> > >> The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.' > >> > >> The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a > >> little longer. > >> > >> He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus > >> me > >> brother?' > >> > >> The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus.' > >> > >> By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the > >> water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and > >> when > >> he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. > >> > >> The preacher again asks the drunk,'For the love of God have you found > >> Jesus?' > >> > >> (Are you ready for this????) > >> > >> > >> > >> The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, > >> > >> 'Are you sure dis is where he fell in?' > >
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    ferry tips

    from XRV .org not personal experience
  16. nor does mine or does it look that good , merv
  17. yes blades i was kinda missing the point there,I can see your point, companies tend to have a set price for P&P take Busters/M&P, it seems to be £5 whatever you buy, i reckon it is to try and get you too spend more, which is why i use ebay for small things, but i have had people buy parts for 99p from me on ebay when there are others selling similar pars for £10 then complaining because i made a couple of quid on the cost postage stamp 9 times out of 10 it costs me money to go too the post office and post these things as it is a 16 mile round trip to the post office. merv
  18. look at things the total you pay for em, i paid£20 postage for a memory card from ebay but only 99p for the item, the card would have cot me £30 from a shop, and it means the ebay did not get so much and the seller got more cos ebay do not take a percentage of the postage, oh and now ebay do not charge listing fees for 99p start prices, Yes there are rip off postal charge merchants out there, bu consider the total you are paying before condemning them merv
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