mervin

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wise choice to like everything but some of that Scott joplin gets me really wound up and ,makes me wanna kill the missus when she has it on, and beethoven well he was deaf, but then so is Evelyn Glennie

you is getting my vote still Goff bring on the pics merv

Better ????

this who ya mean???? gimme Goff anyday

Ahh peace at last , good luck with yer career Foamers, when you are in helicopter dont switch off the big fan when it gets too cold eh

Goats dont Shave google em if you do not beleive it

ernjoy ya fag asshole

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well if you are going to try the filter do a plug chop to see what is going on, look at your plug now after a good quick run it should be a chocolate brown to strawy colour, fit the filter go out somewhere where you can give the bike a good fast run in top gear, you need a straight piesce of raod with a convenient layby/ gateway at the end, run the bike flat in top for a while down the road slight uphill will not hurt, kill the engine from top speed knock it out of gear first and run into layby, give it a while to cool remove plug and look at the colour, if it si still a nice choccy light brown colour you should ok, if not rejet too suit, not sure abut the exhaust it could well be restricted but refer to someone who knows before chopping it about merv

Only just seen this glad to see you are ok and pride is hurt more than body in this case, bike is coming back together nicely, you were lucky there mate, be aware and stay safe as you go most of all enjoy riding yer bike Merv

bigger piston requires rebore, will not increase performance just replace worn parts, air filters fitted as standard are usually the best compromise for all situations, fitting afermarket ones is ok if you know what you are up too, and to be honest saying rejetting may not be needed is a cover your ass situation when selling it, covers them for any problems it may cause and makes you think i i will not have too rejet, but when yuor engine blows it is down to you, as for ol filter wil not make a blind bit of difference to performance, Oh and K&n filters are best for airflow merv

He He He, I did 150 miles or so on mine last night to meeet up with a few lads at Bmad paignton, just a shame the it was drizzle and fog 70% of the ride home in the dark merv

Hi welcome nice little bike you got there a coupls of question 1 why do you need a power air filter, unless you know what you are up too this can cause more problems than it is worth (rejetting etc) and seize the engine, 2 what do you want the piston for ??? 3 the standard air filter yes that will be ok but check with your yam dealer before you buy cos the genuine one maybe cheaper, Oh and Paul Smeeton that owns bitzforbikes is a great guy good to deal with and always ready to help on the end of the phone Merv

that looks very much the same as the Rd ones you can get new pattern ones from yambits in the UK ebay yambits kickstart merv

He He He another TDR owner smiling all the way up the road merv

you forgot the deck chairs !!!

Too register on Aleks forum look at the top right hand corner in blue print merv

Ask over on Aleks rd forum we have a few aussie aircooled rd owners on aircooled rd club forum

well done mate merv

welcome matey merv

Halfrauds do one i think that is rsonabley priced merv

welcome Janie from an occasional visitor and mod merv

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year old girl. Now, I have a £500,000.00 home, two £45,000.00 cars, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 58-year old woman who is not a hot chick anymore. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things. My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year old chick, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.