mervin

I think that 6th too 1st bit was urban legend at the time put about by dealers to stop people attempting a DIY conversion, but if you remove the wrong piece it is possible for it too happen, merv

hese are actual comments (?) made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) Some might even apply to someone you know... yah, sure: me... will you get a reprimand! 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.' 15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.' 14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.' 13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.' 12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.' 11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?' 10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh! Did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?' 9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket. ' 8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?' 7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.' 6. 'Yeah, we have a quota.. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.' 5. 'In G-d we trust, all others we run through NCIC.' 4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?' 3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.' 2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someonewho can post your bail.' AND THE WINNER IS.... 1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.' __________________

oh and some bloke called Drewpi visits as well

Joe good luck with it, for help on all things aircooled RD go too aircooledrd club you will find me there and oldgit but he calls himslef Deetee there

Paul have you inhaled some weird chemical at work today ????

job advert must not offend the unrelialble

I have used those KYOTO ones from Wemoto seem okl to me and hopefully they are softer than the discs and although need replacing more often will save my discs Merv

A plane carrying Ethiopians has crashed into shark infested waters in The Med. Early reports say that at least 40 sharks, 12 jelly fish and an octopus were eaten alive before rescuers could reach the scene.

sounds like the battery is u.s. to me or maybe a bad connection somwhere merv

yes it is possible having never had a 5 speed box bike i have never done it, if i can find the explanation somwhere i will post it here, but yuo will also need to change your sprockets to get any real benefit as you will find that the bike was geared for the 5 speed box and sixth will be so long legged it is unusable i have been told this by people who have done it merv

try shelterbox a cornish organization that are sending out plane loads of stuff to them

think carefully about the colour of the saddle

SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.' So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spooky. 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. 9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do Not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.' 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say ' Eat me' 12)The Virgin Mary is not called ' Mary with the Cherry'. 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

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Get your Haggises neeps and tatties in folks it is on the 25th of jan and for the wine i recommend a bottle of buckfast

I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end! The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber... There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??' 'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.' And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'

i had similar problems with my honda SLR, in the end i removed the starter and cleaned everything up including the electrical connections, also the condensation and oil had filled the starter mechanism with mayonnaise sludge, it worked wel after that

aha sorry mate did not know merv

Paul slight lack of info here. when you say run switch from battery to solenoid,do you mean that if you run a wire direct from battery to solenoid it works?? does the bike crank over when you try to start it with the switch? or does nothing at all happen, have you checked all your fuses, not just to see if they are blown but make sure they are making good contact as well, do the contacts in the switch need a clean? Mev

foamy mate on fleabay just under £69 clearance price you will have to get elelctrics but brink towbars are built like brick shithouses and he says RRp is £210 Sooozooki towbar

Oh yes i understand Paul recycled teenager !!! merv

Paul Mick Abbey has replied to your post about this on the RD forum, in his opinion you will not make a huge difference removing it

Contact the VJMC they can do it for you this section explains it all

some brilliant pictures of the Dakar rallyhere for example

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching. 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.' --Tim, 7 years old 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. ' --Mellanie, 7 years old 'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' --Grady, 7 years old ''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' --Toby, 7 years old 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. --Sarah, 7 years old 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' --Lilly, 7 years old 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' --Ethan, 7 years old 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' --Shirley, 7 years old 'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' --Jack, 7 years