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  1. Looks like the scottish Yamclub members on the way to the Stafford show saving fuel to me :lol: :lol: :lol:
  2. Dont knock strokers mate the TDR 250is running 50 bhp stock. and is more fun than sticking a bag of ferrets down ya trousers. Get on and take ya test 33bhp aint that bad better than 12.5 anyday Merv
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    mad cow

    A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK .... You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter ... The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" Reporter (obviously embarrassed) : "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?" Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?" The program was never aired . . . .
  4. mervin

    mad cow

    A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN THE UK .... You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter ... The interview was as follows: The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?" Reporter (obviously embarrassed) : "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.. but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?" Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?" Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?" Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?" The program was never aired . . . .
  5. Honda branded dummy to spit out when it breaks down
  6. Aha yes the fag paper and pencil method merv
  7. allens do mikuni parts mikuni website
  8. A dial gauge in the plug hole to get the position right and a bulb to know when the points part Merv
  9. Have a look at ebay see if you can find a decent secondhand one, i am not quite sure what is bent but it sounds unlikely things are not so bad,most bits that are bendable are replaceable, it sounds to me like they have reset your float height wrong , or you need a new floatneedle and seat , possibly new main needle /emulsion tube and main jet, and the air screw can be released with a little bit of ingeneuity, not sure if you have a mikuni carb but here is the manual mik manual Merv
  10. i reckon Cynic is not far out with RXS100 do you knowthe frame number???
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    ye old bikers nod

    I hope people dont call me a shellsuit then
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    ye old bikers nod

    i noticed yesterday after a ride out over dartmoor with mart on his TZR less bikers seem to be nodding around here, dunno why, but it was the same abroad with British truckers, everyone used to wave as they passed even on dual carriageways, but now with the eastern block driver driving uk trucks it seems to have died out, which is a shame, cos it was nice a wave to know things were ok , a couple of flashes of the lights and a thumb down to warn of an imminent dangerous situation, (I:E speed trap.ministry/police checkpoint, accident /standing traffic) and if we had a CB a quick chat to warn of any problems further ahead, this is getting rare now though merv
  13. could you explain more clearly what the reservoir tank is where is it on the bike , even put up a picture then someone maybe able to help, if it is the one to the radiator then water antifreeze mix, if it is a brake system one then brake fluid. if it is a dry sump bike then engine oil merv
  14. Adge will be doing 45rpm in his grave over this 10% tax i tel ee bouy <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
  15. its the bloody government that are riping ya off mate, UK fuel is the cheapest in Europe before duty, even brittany ferries french owned and french through and through buy their fuel in the UK duty free cos it is cheaper than france, and the government are squandering the chance to earn thousands in duty everyday by keeping the fuel price so high, i have not filled the truck up in the uk for 5 years now always have enough to get in and out,Go too dover and see how many trucks come in, every one full of fuel, they do not buy anymore fuel if they can help it, they will transfer it between trucks with one going out too prevent buy fuel in england, I remember when the diesel in the UK was cheaper than europe every garage near a ferry port was full of foreign trucks filing when they arrived and before they left, this is how much that bunch of monkeys that should not be allowed to organise a piss up in a brewery are doing to this country
  16. mine aint a round trip it,s 15 each way
  17. Christmas this old chestnut again, i have seen this several times over the last few years right Boycott Esso and BP???? they only have badges on stations, the stations are privately owned and buy the fuel from the fuel companies. there are not many left and a lot of them are struggling, if you want even less fuel stations carry on, i now have to travel 15 miles to find a filling station, Supermarkets mostly resposible for the demise of the local garage/filling station, where do they get there fuel, guess Esso, Bp. Shell , so i can tell ya then oil compnies will not shit there selves qbout this email tis time around either, Oh boycott the motorway services rip off merchants just pull off into atown and use and indepedent garage with whatever badge, the fuel came out of the same tank as the motorway services so it will not make any diffrence to ya car, and that shell fuel that is supposed to increase the power of your engine?? ok maybe it does but is it worth the 10 p a litre???? Rant over,nearly, Now maybe some of ya will think about your local garage, i am off to morrisons now to get some fue cos we aint got no other choice where i live, well apart froom the mini supermarket with fuel pumps and an Esso badge on the forecourt Merv
  18. It is difficult to say without a wiring diagram, but all you need is to earth the sparks somewhere in the system, the old lawnmowers just had a metal strip onto the top of the plug Merv
  19. I can almost guarantee Dave will ship too sweden, if he wil not i will get em and send em to you if you can paypal the money, but i really sure that will not be necessary, just looked at the details if you click postage and payments the drop down menu includes an option for postage too Sweden, £3.30 i think it was merv
  20. water it with beer!!! it comes up half cut
  21. mervin

    CMM this month

    It is someones misprint cos i dont think he will have ridden the 125 to the point of needing a rebore quite yet must be about the 175 Merv
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    CMM this month

    in the questions section some old fart, sorry git, is asking about removing pieces from his DT175 exhaust ?? :lol: :lol:
  23. a time machine will have taken us back too 1966, Merv
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