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  1. mervin replied to een's post in a topic in General
    Ok i say 50p a turnip an onion and a spud
  2. mervin replied to Cynic's post in a topic in The Bar
    Yambits stuff seems good to me though i have never used the clear pipe for fuel, Oh and i have an answer for the exhust joiners just need to measure up the size This is the link but as i say check the size as Hazey could not remember what size he oredered Silicone pipe joiner
  3. mervin replied to triggs's post in a topic in Yamaha Workshop
    Teach him to stick his arms out like we used too in the old days
  4. mervin replied to een's post in a topic in General
    50p and a turnip
  5. mervin posted a post in a topic in General
    Anyone wanna sign up to the Yam owners club league go Fantasy road race home page select your team and enter the pin 360 to join the YOC private league, even if yuo do not have a clue you can go for a random team selection
  6. mervin replied to oliru's post in a topic in The Bar
  7. mervin replied to barkwindjammer's post in a topic in The Bar
    After having a 69 with his lass, Bob remembered he had a dentist appointment. Afraid the dentist would smell fanny on his breath, he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, a bottle of Listerine and ate a packet of extra strong mints. Feeling confident he sat in the dentists chair and opened his mouth. The dentist got close and asked "Did you have a 69 before you got here?" "How can you tell?" asked Bob "Does my breath still smell of fanny?" "No" replied the dentist "You have a skid mark on your forehead"
  8. mervin replied to barkwindjammer's post in a topic in The Bar
    THE correct insurance companies for sex are. SEX with your wife - Legal & General SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union SEX on the telephone - Direct Line SEX with your biographer - Quote me Happy SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com SEX with someone different - Go Compare. SEX with an animal - Compare the meerkat SEX with a fat bird - More Than SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels SEX with an O.A.P. - SAGA SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
  9. mervin posted a post in a topic in Yamabyss
  10. mervin replied to clivus's post in a topic in New Members Welcome Area
    Ow far west ave us gotta come then me handsome. i am nearly there, between bideford and bude
  11. mervin posted a post in a topic in The Bar
    Guitar legend Gary Moore ex of thin lizzy has passed on
  12. mervin replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Video Section
    All i remeber was then instructions to riding one start engine sit on seat open throttle against stop when you eventually reach your destination apply brakes shut throttle, repeat when you wish too go anyhwere again
  13. mervin replied to xv535's post in a topic in General
    There has been an old book found in the deepest vaults of the Irish national library when they dusted off the cover they found the name Riverdance Volume 2 what to do with your hands
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q23sodJ0SIg
  15. mervin replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Video Section
    Drewps dont ya know ya puch maxis from ya moby,s
  16. mervin replied to muffdiver's post in a topic in Yamaha Workshop
    I bought a can of it put of interest better off with silver paint, the stuff will rub off and it only looks like silver paint when you spray it on
  17. + parts as well mate, it will stand ya in about £80 i reckon
  18. Is it a 12.5 bhp resticted bike if it is then it possible the powervalve only goes through the cleaning cycle and does not work when in use because of the power restriction
  19. an intorduction inthe noobs would have been nice and a useful touch is too put your location in you profile, then people can advise you where to go for repairs etc relevant to your location as for ye wheel your best bet if it is an alloy wheel to find a good secondhand one, if it is a wire wheel then go too a wheel builder to straighten it
  20. THe Valve should be shut I:E making the exhaust port smaller, then as the throttle opens it opens to make the port bigger. If this is not correct then the cables are on wrong
  21. I am not quite sure what you are asking but the pulley will only go on one way, provided you have the cables in the correct places then you need to adjust them with a drill bit in the hole and through the u shape in the pulley take the slack out of the cables, then remove drill bit and switch ignition on so valve goes through cleaning phase and check the valve returns to the correct position
  22. Use PJME engineering to rebuild your crank they charge £25 +vat + parts to do it parts here
  23. mervin replied to ben40d's post in a topic in New Members Welcome Area
    Welcome Ben look forward too seeing how the bike ends up looking when you have worked your magic on it, What part of somerset ya from, i am from NW devon
  24. mervin replied to drewpy's post in a topic in Classics
    A mine of useless information that aircooled site, now with Dorky as dating office we can arrange your age related plates as well Sorry we cannot arrange the milages, service history etc though, you have to be afully paid up member for that sevice
  25. mervin replied to LiamDTR's post in a topic in General
    result Liam Best way for sure