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  1. mervin

    RDD 11R

    Ok i say 50p a turnip an onion and a spud
  2. Yambits stuff seems good to me though i have never used the clear pipe for fuel, Oh and i have an answer for the exhust joiners just need to measure up the size This is the link but as i say check the size as Hazey could not remember what size he oredered Silicone pipe joiner
  3. Teach him to stick his arms out like we used too in the old days
  4. mervin

    RDD 11R

    50p and a turnip
  5. Anyone wanna sign up to the Yam owners club league go Fantasy road race home page select your team and enter the pin 360 to join the YOC private league, even if yuo do not have a clue you can go for a random team selection
  6. After having a 69 with his lass, Bob remembered he had a dentist appointment. Afraid the dentist would smell fanny on his breath, he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, a bottle of Listerine and ate a packet of extra strong mints. Feeling confident he sat in the dentists chair and opened his mouth. The dentist got close and asked "Did you have a 69 before you got here?" "How can you tell?" asked Bob "Does my breath still smell of fanny?" "No" replied the dentist "You have a skid mark on your forehead"
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  8. Ow far west ave us gotta come then me handsome. i am nearly there, between bideford and bude
  9. mervin

    RIP Gary Moore

    Guitar legend Gary Moore ex of thin lizzy has passed on
  10. All i remeber was then instructions to riding one start engine sit on seat open throttle against stop when you eventually reach your destination apply brakes shut throttle, repeat when you wish too go anyhwere again
  11. There has been an old book found in the deepest vaults of the Irish national library when they dusted off the cover they found the name Riverdance Volume 2 what to do with your hands
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q23sodJ0SIg
  13. Drewps dont ya know ya puch maxis from ya moby,s
  14. I bought a can of it put of interest better off with silver paint, the stuff will rub off and it only looks like silver paint when you spray it on
  15. + parts as well mate, it will stand ya in about £80 i reckon
  16. Is it a 12.5 bhp resticted bike if it is then it possible the powervalve only goes through the cleaning cycle and does not work when in use because of the power restriction
  17. an intorduction inthe noobs would have been nice and a useful touch is too put your location in you profile, then people can advise you where to go for repairs etc relevant to your location as for ye wheel your best bet if it is an alloy wheel to find a good secondhand one, if it is a wire wheel then go too a wheel builder to straighten it
  18. THe Valve should be shut I:E making the exhaust port smaller, then as the throttle opens it opens to make the port bigger. If this is not correct then the cables are on wrong
  19. I am not quite sure what you are asking but the pulley will only go on one way, provided you have the cables in the correct places then you need to adjust them with a drill bit in the hole and through the u shape in the pulley take the slack out of the cables, then remove drill bit and switch ignition on so valve goes through cleaning phase and check the valve returns to the correct position
  20. Use PJME engineering to rebuild your crank they charge £25 +vat + parts to do it parts here
  21. Welcome Ben look forward too seeing how the bike ends up looking when you have worked your magic on it, What part of somerset ya from, i am from NW devon
  22. mervin

    dvla history

    A mine of useless information that aircooled site, now with Dorky as dating office we can arrange your age related plates as well Sorry we cannot arrange the milages, service history etc though, you have to be afully paid up member for that sevice
  23. result Liam Best way for sure
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