mervin

no not saying you have 2 accounts, just never seen you her before

Very true Paul, i reckon rain water would be good as well, we have a dehumidifier at home that produces distilled water as well merv

Yes yuo can use the premix from Halfrauds if you like paying for the same stuff you get from your tap WATER , buy the concentrate and mix it yourself 50/50 with water no stronger as it looses effectiveness after that merv

Hey welcome to you both , Paul i did not notice you had signed up here before today ,

John I would love to seethe pics. and if tghe guy uses the net maybe he could share his story on the aircooled RD forum please , the guys would love to hear it

Bloody hell £600 result , that would have fetched more on ebay i bet, looks good john, Merv

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves. Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson. So she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap. Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"

I am not getting rid of 2 bikes

Neversaydie good choices mate Judy Tzuke also in that vein is Kiki Dee Amoreuse apparently she wrote it about losing her virginity

And ?

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Inquest-hears-thief-electrocuted-hospital-site/story-13997262-detail/story.html

Jon and Vangelis , somehow i,ll find my way home Andy Fairweather low, pie eyed and legless

fucking idiot

and well how could you miss the readers babycham offer

Back at ya Paul and the same to evryone else onthe forum have a great xmas and a fantastic new year ,

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Gotta love that , brilliant

When i was at North Devon College the main tutor on my agricultural engineering course was an ex farm safety officer, he had loads of slides of accidents he showed us as our first lesson, it makes you think before doing things i tell you, But you will never stop these things happening, Basically it needs to be made an instant ban offence and big fines like drink driving , i think this year some police forces are issuing bans on the spot with a video link to a court for drink driving, the french have been doing this for years, i was talking to a guy one day in Roscoff and on the roundabout near his house one night they took away 12 licenses on the spot

Very real, this should be put on the TV at peak viewing times and not just aimed at teens, i have seen to many idiots on phones etc of all ages on the road. I feel really sorry for their victims, Another good idea maybe like the french , I have seen this as a road sign THE ROAD DOES NOT ALWAYS KILL YOU

Dunno but if that female Elf does the naughty watch she can come here anytime

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