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An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the diplomat. "A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul. "But a man is sitting on the well

How do you turn a Duck into a soul singer Stick it in a microwave until its Bill Withers

Heidenau apparently are a good budget german tyre, Avon is better value than Bridgestone and just a good a tyre, I like metzlers i have em on the TDR , If you can find IRC they are a good reasonably price tyre, they used to be Inoue in the seventies and where as crap as Bridgestone and Yokohama where then but have come on like them but not got the price hikes

for me the ultimate XS was the 650B

Eddie all the experts i know on this are on the RD forum http://www.aircooledrdclub.com/smf/ or contact Al Cowan at YDS parts http://www.ydsparts.com/

Lesbian seeks similar for relationship. Must like fish fingers and eating out.

Cheers Paul

does it have a button to convert to KPH, cos my mates Toyota Yaris only shows MPH or KPH depending on which display you choose, and my nes Seat Ibiza only has MPH on the analog speedo but a digital KPH display on the trip computer

I wil refer this to my tame mot tester and member on here as well as the RD club Paul Dawkins

Merv Middle of nowhere useful , can pin threads , and will attempt just about anything else on a 2 stroke, but camshfts and valves have me stumped

like Noise keeps mountain goats :biglaugha:

buy ducati at your own peril, I get updates from VOSA monthly that includes safety recall lists, nearly every month a ducati is on it, if not them Aprilia or guzzi and even MV Agusta, never see much mention of jap bikes though

Since when was Phil Lynott in Boney bleeding M

oops missed that bit Mike, just kick out Boney M , and the gay shitty benders

hows about some Steppenwolf , Runrig, oh and a bit of Goats dont shave , Steve Miller band, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin,Susan Boyle,

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ... Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes, sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes, sir.' Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

Conna i have put it on my facebook and some freoinds have shared it so heres hoping . i wioll now update it

Conna which beach did you find it on mate

Al Cowan of YDS parts has gotten hold of a YD1 from Japan 1957/8 he tell us

tits are to big

How far back the adjustment is the new chain when you fit it ? are yuo tightening it to much ? sit on the bike put as much of your weight as possible on it . (Beside a wall put hand on wall and lift both feet ) so the swingarm /supension compresses and get someone to check the tension witht he supension compressed, if it is to tight back it of until correct then note the slack so you can DIY next time

if you look you will possibly see Cynic and my TDR wheels here Paul is bloody good http://www.sfxwheels.moonfruit.com/

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