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mervin

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  1. sounds to me like you have the wrong size nuts n bolts
  2. For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth. So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby." But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."
  3. I was getting from someone in the channel islands via ebay , but not sure if that is as good now the tax relief has stopped, i know i ordered 4 for the Z 650 and they came in 2 lots to avoid VAT at the time
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    Tapatalk?

    nope tapatalk is free AFAIK got it on my android , if it not free it was no more than 60 p or summat , i it is a bloody sight better than using a browser
  5. Look at your licence it will tell you in the categories there
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    Best Guess?

    Makes this one look like a bargain http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221208375230?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
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    Yamaha LS2

    for sure Dave get in there mate
  8. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/policewoman-sues-man-who-dialled-1794819
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    Yamaha LS2

    Not to mention a couple of Daytonas and other assorted smokers !!!!
  10. tbh if you wanna upgrade AGM batteries are the way to go i reckon http://motobatt.com/
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    go get em......

    just heard a good un from a dutch all weather, all road , biker, he was stopped having a coffee with his BMW GS trailie, when an R6 rider stopped beside him at the cafe and said " it takes a while to get used to riding the bike again after the winter" to which the guy replies to the R6 rider, It would not take quite so long if you blew your tyres up, apparently the bikes tyres where half flat
  12. so friggin windy there the snow was not able to land, TBH it has been cold and dry for days here,
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    Best Guess?

    Answer the question I just sent publicly , it will add to the auction interest if people see the numbers are correct and match Merv
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    Best Guess?

    this one you mean , http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-RD-350B-Spares-or-Repairs-ONLY-/281085748696?roken=Ucm4Js Vehicle enquiry The enquiry is complete.The vehicle details for HCV 379N are: Date of Liability 01 11 1986 Date of First Registration 05 03 1975 Year of Manufacture 1975 Cylinder Capacity (cc) 347cc CO2 Emissions Not Available Fuel Type PETROL Export Marker N Vehicle Status Unlicensed Vehicle Colour RED Vehicle Type Approval Not Available Ok tis registered as red , do the frame and engine numbers match? if it is a 350B it should start 521 if that is correct it will be worth more , red as original colour scheme and 351 engine/frame number would denote RD350A that tank and colour scheme is from a RD250A 350B,s where silver in the uk and some blue ones in europe if it is a 5 speed that is a 350A the B was 6 speed, have the barrels got 347cc stamped at the bottom , as for price it is worth what someone will give you for it, let the auction run for the best price
  15. Nick the dragon slayerOnce upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King’s chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1 000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts. The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn’t have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get Lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the kings underwear. The king immediately summoned Nick.
  16. Useful info maybe, but would you walk into a strange pub and start slagging someone off, before even saying hello to anyone, sounds like the shop owner has a problem, maybe we are not getting the whole story here,
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    Posting Pictures

    Goff is a long story , she still had a bike al last count , her husband built her a nice custom , I sill have contact with her through facebook ,
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