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Ocean – ALL you Need to Know!! Children Writing About the Ocean…. 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)cars 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7) 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6) 5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8) 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7) 8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6) 9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6) 10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7) 11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6) 12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8) 13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7) 14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6) 15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7) If you didn't smile at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humor. 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.' --Tim, 7 years old

Looks like heaven for Foamy to me , given his latest attraction to Japanese import wrecks

Alcohol free beer , it is like having oral sex with your sister, tastes the same but you know its just not right

got some old bikes in a shed, Sisters are enough trouble without marrying them, but then on the other hand what I married aint that good anymore, that rmeinds me of a joke, gonna put it in the what made you laugh today

welcome , do you know Mrs Lucy Likes from that pub the cock inn in the village of Erbum near Tillet , Hertfordshire well her address is Lucy Likes The Cock Inn Erbum Tillet Herts

If this bike is dodgy or unsafe then report it to the police or VOSA,ASAP, they should be able to track the new owner and take action against the Delaer that sold it

I ordered some bubble wrap from ebay. just to see what it was wrapped in when it came

What a waste of a perfectly good Jawa http://tinyurl.com/k5eao9m

Neanderthals still exist , they come out to watch manchester unted every saturday afternoon

Does this get me my Barbeque building badge ?

Double Diamond, Watneys red barrell , party seven cans (cats piss in a can), Trophy, Skol Lager 2.3% ? , Baby duck fizzy piss in a bottle, Babycham fizzy piss in a smaller bottle, Martini , Remember the ads any time, any place anywhere its martini, one of the local girls was nicknamed ,martini and it was nothing to do with drink , oh i forgot put the laptop in a bag of rice , some chinese kid will take the rice and repair the laptop for ya

that old chestnut again it has nbeen around for years, Esso and BP will shit themselves i am sure , where do you think the fuel comes from for the supermarkets etc, all out of their refineries !!!, we have fuck all service staions left in our area now , i have a 15 mile drive /ride to find fuel now, If you wanna drip to someone about the price of fuel try the bloody government who cream off around 70% + in tax on fuel , they are losing millions in revenue every day on fuel duty because they sit with a bag over there heads and rob us quite legally thinking the way to get more money is to increase taxes, Sit in Dover and count the number of trucks that come into this country every day .then you have other ports all aong the coast,then watch how many buy fuel here , NONE at all , they all come in with bloody great tanks full of fuel and go out again without buying sod all here, I know, fuel was cheaper in europe when i was driving over there , my truck got through 1000/1500 litres a trip , not one litre bought here in the last 7 years i was driving , so forget boycotting the fuel stations spread this around see if we can wake the idiots in whitehalll that give away our money to countries that are now richer than us I:E India etc , cut the price of tax in half and reap the benefits of foreigners buying fuel here . money coming in from abroad hasgot to be good

Welcome to the YOC mate Hey classic rock try this mate http://www.thearrow.co.uk/

nice one Kev

:thumbdown: :thumbdown: crap , beter to go with image works http://www.bike-stickers.com/homepage.htm better and cheaper

I only read about it yesterday morning on face book and i was in a state of shock for a while myself, I took a while to pull myself together and realise it was all true, I have never met Scott , but we have been on this forum and the aircooled rd club together for years, and he is a bit like family to me TBH

buy an automatic scooter :babyha: :idea:

Please spare a thought or prayer if you are religious for Scott he has had a bad bout of MRSA it seems , I just caught up with it on facebook this was from his brother on the 24th June Quote and from Scott himself this morning Quote MANY Thanks to all my friends & family for all the prayers & well wishes! Finally home now trying to heal up enough for a Rehab program I'm lined up for. The Mersa infection took my right hand, right toes, half my left toes, & my LH fingertips...... Thank God I still have my left thumb & my job waiting for me when I'm ready!! Currently learning how to walk again, & looking 4ward to training with a new artificial arm after I get a grip on my drawing skills. With God's help, ..........I WILL PREVAIL!!!

If you get it right you should be able to get neutral and coast to a stop, then push off with ya foot and click into first as it starts moving , how would the youngsters get on with an old fuller road ranger 8 speed crash box i wonder Jason

Um yes Berriedale , great fun wioth a fully loaded artic , how is the bypass plan going up there , That 830 to Mallaig aint what it used to be , all nice wide road now no siongle track bridges and the old hil out is gone,

18" crack hmmm