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yup down by the oil filler 1500cc, actually the engine size is moulded on the bottom of the barrels. but the plot thickens as the uk had a 250cc learner law the popular mod was to grind off the size and fit 350 barrels to a 250, simple mod to get a faster learner bike, you need to look at the frame engine numbers 351-*****= 350A 352-****= 250A 521-***** = 350B 522-**** = 250B 1A3-**** = 400 cc (barrels not interchangeable) 1A2-***** later 250,s you can firt 350 barrels with a few mods merv

yup that is a 250 number were you asking the same question on the aircooled forum? in which case mark has explained it well there so i will not go into it again merv

The discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium o?= , an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. PS: Occasionally, the existing neutrons, morons and peons get together -- in what is called a "CAW-CUSS" -- and try to generate a new pecking order among the possible neutron wanna-bees. Since one of these "miracles" has just finished in the Iowa, each of us should stand back in awe and behold the results. __________________

Carl join the aircooled RD clubaircooled rd club there you will find loads of info there are some embers in the southampton area who maybe able to point you in the right direction or do a google search for leightons they are a good company for seat restoration i am told mervin

first contact paypal they should sort it out for you if not conntact the bank but i have a feeling as paypal took the money from your card they are responsible in the first place and te bank would have to recover the money from paypal Merv

Hey guys thinking of you at this time of year, remember both these events clearly from the posts on the RD forum Happy new year Especially to Scott and Dave Merv

happy xmas all merv

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It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man "What have u got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you d*ckhead. Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's a*se and turned its wool to nylon. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy. __________________ What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! 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Then he said "We need a new > cuckoo > clock." > > When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed > three times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, > cleared its > throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, > and > then > tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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vote here then cbt for cagers

have you tried leaving a couple of bolts screwed in but not al the way and tapping the heads just to loosen the cases a bit, I:e screw a few bolts back in fully then unscrew maybe 3 turns max and tap the heads of the bolts but not so hard that you damage the threads, this will need to be done evenly as i think you will find there are locating dowels between the 2 cases which are holding it together, merv

the honda superdream halogen unit should fit if it isthe same asthe RD,s i have one fitted to my 400 merv

seems like the wemoto site has been down for a while motorcycle products list em as well mcycle products yb100 cap or bitzforbikes bitzforbike yb100

this aint quite so shocking but i like the ending question is is it Rod Gibson from CMM riding the bike ?

1x 1966 fender air guitar thats all

drewpy try any silicone based polish I:E car dash polish i seem to remember the day i went for my test 4 years ago (it was pissing with rain) i went into the local bike shop for some anti mist and gerald the owner and general great guy gave my visor a coat of some kind of silicone polish merv

Yup i did this the other day with my big single 4 stroke and the zorsts where glowing. at the end of the day if it is an aircooled engine it kinda relies on the bike moving to get air flowing through the fins to cool the motor. and the engine is heating the air around it all the time, same goes with 2 strokes i seized my RD 250 once standing outside the shed trying to sort the carburation merv

look at these links yb100 fuel cap from wemoto yb100 cap

did this once before got a mail back saying that to do nothing would bring even more traffic jams to the country but i am going to sign it again cos those twerps sitting in their chauffer driven limos living in a town house with a country residence at weekends are totally out of touch with reality, how do we survive without a car where i live 15 miles out of town and the nearest shop 3 miles away merv

Missed bristol this year was in holland at the time. was there the year before with my son who did make it there this year Haynes museum easter sunday 2005 thats me with the dark red 400 april 2007 easter saturday video clip line up look at us buggly uggers this pic was in classic motorcycle mechanics

Tony Good to see another classic bike owner here, a local guy had an XS like that new in the seventies, i love the look of the B series yams Had a 250B myself and knew a couple of blokes with 350B,s would love a 650 but the shed if fulll of coffin tank RD,s my second love merv

Sarah You may do better to contact the aircooled rd club www.aircooledrdclub.co.uk i am a member but do not have the bike ypu requirebut maybe another member will, merv

even tank cap not ventilating properly merv

doh the previous post too

Oh dear oh dear oh dear I was playing the colin mcrae helicopter simulator, but it keeps crashing a farmer in ireland was told his cows had blue tongue by the vet Bejabers he said, i did not even know they had mobile phones merv