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mervin

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  1. hello mate fast approaching the old five oh meself started with an FS1E well after a kerry capitano wish i had kept both now then 2 Rd250 airheads brand spanking new RD250B in orange then another new RD250D in silver 20 odd years break bought a silver RD250D again and sold last spring to finance guess what another silver 250d with wire wheels etc, also red 400D and black 400e project in waiting in the shed for several years. also 2 honda 650 thumpers merv
  2. mervin

    Disturbing

    my wife got out of pre school teaching last year, for very similar reasons and she was spending more time writing reports than teaching kids, surely to god they should be allowed to play together and develop and the adults be there just to stop em from killing each other like they did in my day,(no we did not kill each other the adults stopped us ) the only macdonalds we knew was singing about his farm, before he murdered all the animals minced em up and served em up with recycled spud skins in the shape of chips, Merv
  3. goodo and best of luck matey merv
  4. mervin

    Disturbing

    most likely the same in the room next door, merv
  5. Fed Hill got rest his soul is spinning in his grave i reckon, here we come mr bibendum
  6. ask Al Cowan at YDS parts YDSparts website here he ,maybe able to help merv
  7. my thumpers are dommie based merv
  8. mervin

    check this out

    thats why they all have cctv cameras near em now merv
  9. stay away from those plastic rocket R1 things get a Rd350 or 500 power valve plenty fast enough and 2 stroke you will never get the smell out of your head, characterless dentist drill speed engines are for people who want to arrive in the next world so fast they do not even see how they did it i reckon, if you are going 4 stroke get a single thumper merv
  10. Pete all parts lists here on line for the us, uk owners beware this is us lists some things differ yam parts list merv
  11. mervin

    doctors

    An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arsehole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours
  12. mervin

    joke

    Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits' he says. 'You dirty bastard!' shouts the barmaid, 'get out before I get my husband.' The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. 'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off.' She says, 'You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!' Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever to do it again. 'One more chance,' says the barmaid, 'Now - what do you want?' 'I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup.' The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. 'What's up love?' he asks. 'There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off', she says. 'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the Husband. 'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick it off' she screams. 'Right. He's dead!' says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat. 'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries! The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on. 'Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically. 'Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints of Guinness...'
  13. what part of devon/cornwall, if you are near Bude go too Kenny at ace motorcycles, ace motiorcycles if you are elsewhere try asking on southwest bikers forum southwestbikers if you in bude bideford area you are not far from me, or firstask on here we maybe able too help merv
  14. try this xs750 manual
  15. mervin

    Great News!!

    congratulations matey, careful how you bring em up my son had a FS1 to start with but has defected too sooozooki with a RG125 and a 400 bandicoot merv
  16. real biker just get dead splattered flies tattooed all over ya face merv
  17. F***ing snow mervin near axminster thurs night 11.00 pm
  18. ah so you think they have been updated then redorzed cos the ones i saw in the seventies were right out of the fifties, if you got any doubts about the autolube disconnect it and run premix when i say disconnect run a pipe so it just circulates oil around the pump Merv
  19. how much fuel did you fill up with after it ran out, is petrol pissing out of the carb overflow by any chance, could be float needle sticking merv
  20. well that looks to me like a broken liner (correct me if i am wrong) so boring it out would not be an option, fitting a new liner maybe would, is the piston damaged?? on the other hand get a block ?? merv
  21. mervin

    He's home!

    nice Goff not my type of bike but loverllyy shiney black Merv
  22. join this club gotta be good jawa/cz owners
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