mervin

Zoophile, a Pyromaniac, a Murderer, a Necrophiliac and a Sadomasochist are all sitting together in the lounge area of a Mental Institute... The Zoophile says, "I know, lets all shag the cat" The Pyromaniac says, "Lets shag the cat, then set it on fire" The Murderer says, "Lets shag the cat, set it alight, then break it's neck" The Necrophiliac says, "Lets shag the cat, set it alight, kill it, then shag it again" The Sadomasochist says, "Meow"

that looks good mate and a reasonable enough price too Merv

welsh ??? suzuki rider what more do you expect. thats proven something bikes alway aim for posts walls etc when left to there own devices, wonder what he wrote on the claim form, ??? Merv

40 mph Tesco lorries are a pain i know, but that is the law, and tescos policy is too abide by it and hell help any driver nicked speeding, merv

If you drill it be vary vary careful you do not drill the seat cos then yer carb is f***ed take a junior hacksaw and cut the slot deeper, is my advice,

surprise surprise there are other bikes then hondas available merv

Welcome to you Alpslapper hpe that ride goes well Merv

A little shot of r in the tank of an injected bike will give ya that smell and not affect the bike, paul off the rd club in newton abbot does this and has done for years just to get the smell merv

if it was me i would turn up in a jcb bucket falt out in the thing merv

Dont panic mr manwaring we have has this out many times on the RD forum semi synth contains mineral how else would it be semi synth? if it was going to gel it would do it in the bottle and you would not be able to use or even buy the stuff now when you get a problem is if you mix vegetable oil I:E castol R with a mineral oil, semi synth is great i have not oiled or whiskered a plug since using it, in the days of my fizzy i used to carry a pocket full of plugs and was able to change the plug in the dark, used to have a fag while the engine cooled too avoid burnt fingers, then change the plug, the engine is running hot. have you changed the exhaust , jets or anything? if not make sure the pump is working properly, running premix in the tank is a temp measure which may cause a weak mixture because the oil in the fuel will reduce the amount of petrol getting in and weaken the mixture, if you go down that road permanently and remove the oil injection system it would be wise to go up a jet size or two merv

Ok your thin ring. oil control on a 2 stroke i dont think so. it is called an expander ring behind thickest ring in bottom groove, thinnest ring goes in the top groove, if your thick ring will go in the top groove then i would replace the piston and ring, as the ring grooves are worn in the piston and the ring will move up and down as the engine is running waering away even faster eventually slipping out breaking and ruining your bore, Merv

Oh dear oh dear tonksie looking good Goff Merv

Maybe the manufacturer of the damper kit harris merv

Careful how ya go , but i am with Goff NABD for me Merv

Senile dementia more like, he will dressing like a marmalade ad next holding a cane and wearing a funny hat Merv

well i know ofone north of inverness still going, the guy likes it , but another guy i know that had one told me to steeer clear of them when i was considering one cos he had one and it was a bag of pooo Merv

unleaded is fine the problem with unleaded comes from the valve seats wearing in 4 strokes, 2 strokes do not have valves so no problem, in fact most japanese engines since the mid seventies have been capable of running on unleaded merv

more aggro than it will ever be worth i reckon, you could drill the inlet for an injector but running the pump well i dont know, you could see if an eberspacher electric pump for a truck/bus night heater will pump 2 stroke oil but it may have no regulation, the injectors on 2 strokes are regulated by throttle opening. so you would end up with either too much oil at low revs coking up the engine or too litle at high revs causing a seizure, also a lot of people who tune 2 strokes remove the injector system and run premix, also you have the problem of fitting an oil tank. How much does your tank hold. 10 litres? measure enough oil too mix with 10 litres and keep it in a bottle somewhere on the bike too tip in when you refuel, , It is a shame the garages do not have 2 stroke pumps anymore, yuo just adjust the pump and squirt the correct amount of oil in, well i do know of one that does but it would be a long trip to orth devon to fill with fuel everytime mev

first Cd i ever heard was chariots of fire, nearly blew the windows out of the shop did the salesman when he cranked it up, Dire straits yes they are ok, i quite like the eagles as well, and Johnny Cash the american recordings he did with Ric Ruben towards the end of his life merv

ok what animal has a c**t half way up its back male or female > > >>> >>>> >>>>>>> A police horse

Hmm i was thinking of someone in Kent maybe able too help. or bury st edmunds but not sure about them merv

1 do you still have the decals attached if so leave em be do not try to remove them 2 where do you live ? 3 sunrise graphics will get em copied sunrise graphics there are couple of others i know depending on where you live

Do you have a custom bike shop near you the sort that supplies parts for choppers etc or find an online one, they should have em merv

ah well it was worth a try merv