Well someone has to look out for the older generation... ;-)
And likewise, when I finally(!) get to retire, it'll be safe in the knowledge that the next generation will be working well into their 80's. I shall sink into my wingback chair with a smug look on that day!
Nope never tried that, but the last time i had a buttered weetabix, i was heavily clogged up and near on ripped the bog off the floor trying to squeeze it out. Not fun times.