Quote of the month!!!
I recall saying this a few times early on, when explaining to the 'Knee-Down Knob-heads' why I'd not gone out and gotten a Hayabusa for my first bike. They actually understood!
A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a benefit claimant are sitting at a table sharing 12 biscuits.
The banker takes 11 and says to the Daily Mail reader: "Watch out for the benefit claimant, he wants your biscuit".