I phoned my bird to tell her I was coming on my bike.

She told me to get in the house and use the bathroom.

I did laugh....

...but not about this joke.

Only about the fact that you had laughed about this joke! HAHA!

and I laughed at you laughing at him laughing at his joke

woman came home to find her husband tossing himself off in the kitchen, she rushes over and gives him a blowjob, he says well thats a turn up for the books no sex for six months now this, she said i washed the floor this morning it easier to rinse my mouth out and clean my teeth than wash the bloody floor again

woman came home to find her husband tossing himself off in the kitchen, she rushes over and gives him a blowjob, he says well thats a turn up for the books no sex for six months now this, she said i washed the floor this morning it easier to rinse my mouth out and clean my teeth than wash the bloody floor again

Now that is funny

Mervin! I love your signature, it's wicked.