I phoned my bird to tell her I was coming on my bike.

She told me to get in the house and use the bathroom.

I did laugh....

...but not about this joke.

Only about the fact that you had laughed about this joke! HAHA!

and I laughed at you laughing at him laughing at his joke

woman came home to find her husband tossing himself off in the kitchen, she rushes over and gives him a blowjob, he says well thats a turn up for the books no sex for six months now this, she said i washed the floor this morning it easier to rinse my mouth out and clean my teeth than wash the bloody floor again

  mervin said:

woman came home to find her husband tossing himself off in the kitchen, she rushes over and gives him a blowjob, he says well thats a turn up for the books no sex for six months now this, she said i washed the floor this morning it easier to rinse my mouth out and clean my teeth than wash the bloody floor again

Now that is funny

Mervin! I love your signature, it's wicked.