Moderator mervin Posted July 22, 2007 Moderator Share Posted July 22, 2007 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xmastree Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration." Oh yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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