Moderator mervin Posted December 13, 2006 Moderator Share Posted December 13, 2006 A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin' horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf? " The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twot"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twot, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephwase that; can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamman06 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Nice one mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted December 14, 2006 Moderator Share Posted December 14, 2006 Good One! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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