Scientists have discovered that lager contains trace quantities of

female hormones - something to do with the part of the plant that

the hops are picked from. So someone did an experiment to determine

the effect of this on the male...

They took ten male volunteers, and got them each to drink eight

pints of lager in quick succession. At the end of the test, it was

found that they were all talking complete bollocks, and couldn't

drive.

That reminds me of the Bird flu joke

ha!!

isn't science great for this kinda shit!!