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Scenario:

You are riding your bike at a constant speed.

On your left side is a

valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same

speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your bike

and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground

level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the

same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Page down - this cracked me up!

Answer:

Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're [drunk]

AHAHAHAHAHA :P:P:P

  • 2 weeks later...

HAHA!!! Brilliant.

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