As usual, we had some mental time (read that however you want!) on our hands over Xmas. So, this year's adventure was to update some classic quotes that we thought could be better... Could be from film or  literature but the rule was, they have to be famous!

 

So, here's ours, feel free to add

 

 

 

Frankly my dear, not one fuck will be given.

 

 

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. How’s never, is never good for you?

 

 

And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it’s your fucking mobile

 

 

I feel the need...The need to keep my eyes peeled for speed cameras

 

Four fried chicken and a coke...no wait, better make that a sparkling mineral water

 

This is the winter of our discontent, cos we never kept up the flood defences so we're all flooded out

 

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no faith holidays

 

back to work tomorrow folks

Along with the sunshine" theyre gotta be a little rain sometime" . [   line of a song ,]   suits this period,  rained here for last 3, and 3 more to come,[ forcast]

Ah well shed time,,

I beg your pardon

 

9 hours ago, Airhead said:

I beg your pardon

 

I never promised you a rose garden!

1 hour ago, Bigwol said:

I never promised you a rose garden!

Along with the sunshine" theyre gotta be a little rain sometime ,,,,,