Moderator mervin Posted May 3, 2006 Moderator Share Posted May 3, 2006 The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom > making love to a beautiful, young lady! > > "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this > to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this > house, I want divorce!" > > The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen > to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest." > > "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But > make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!" > > The husband begins to tell his story . . . > > "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so > defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she > was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that at she > had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion I brought her home and > warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't > eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically > devoured them." > > "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she > was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw > her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans > that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they > are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our > anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste." > > "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will > not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you > bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw > your co-worker wearing the same pair." > > The husband continues his story . . . . . > > "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When > we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, > she asks me: > > "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?" _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted May 3, 2006 Moderator Share Posted May 3, 2006 Geez!...the TRUTH really hurts sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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