Moderator mervin Posted May 3, 2006 Moderator Posted May 3, 2006 The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom > making love to a beautiful, young lady! > > "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this > to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this > house, I want divorce!" > > The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen > to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest." > > "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But > make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!" > > The husband begins to tell his story . . . > > "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so > defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she > was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that at she > had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion I brought her home and > warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't > eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically > devoured them." > > "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she > was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw > her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans > that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they > are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our > anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste." > > "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will > not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you > bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw > your co-worker wearing the same pair." > > The husband continues his story . . . . . > > "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When > we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, > she asks me: > > "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?" _________________
Moderator YamaHead Posted May 3, 2006 Moderator Posted May 3, 2006 Geez!...the TRUTH really hurts sometimes!
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