The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom

> making love to a beautiful, young lady!

>

> "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do

this

> to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this

> house, I want divorce!"

>

> The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least

listen

> to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest."

>

> "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.

But

> make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

>

> The husband begins to tell his story . . .

>

> "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so

> defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that

she

> was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that at she

> had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion I brought her home and

> warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't

> eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically

> devoured them."

>

> "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While

she

> was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I

threw

> her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans

> that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because

they

> are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our

> anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste."

>

> "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you

will

> not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you

> bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw

> your co-worker wearing the same pair."

>

> The husband continues his story . . . . .

>

> "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.

When

> we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her

eyes,

> she asks me:

>

> "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

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Geez!...the TRUTH really hurts sometimes!