I figured I should give the V twin thing a go. So I've just bought a Virago 535, collecting Wednesday. Just pondering whether to tell my wife or just add it to the 3 others outside the house and hope she doesn't notice. Pictures will follow.....

See if she notices first.

the 535 was my first v twin, great little bike and had a lot of fun with it. Just hide in with the other three and hope see doesn't notice.

When it comes to my transgressions she's got eyes like a shithouse rat. I wonder if the "I'm just looking after it for a mate" defence might work better. 

I got all my tanks painted the same so her indoors doesn't notice.....So far so good