jimmy Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 My mate once asked his long term girlfriend to marry him.....She said noHe bought a bike, drank beer listened to whatever music he wanted and lived happily ever after Obviously not my mate....I ripped it off from farcebook or summit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neversaydie Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 The guy decided to go ahead and take it............. ...................................but his credit application got turned down by Black Horse!!! The only issue now is, the law has been laid! If I proceed, the lady may leave Whats her objection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slice Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 BUY A DOG !!!!WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN1. Dogs don't cry.2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.4. Dogs think you sing great.5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.10. Dogs are excited by rough play.11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.12. Dogs understand that farts are funny.13. Dogs love red meat.14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.15. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.16. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.17. Dogs don't shop.18. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.19. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.20. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.21. A dog's parents never visit.22. Dogs love long car trips.23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.24. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.25. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.26. Dogs like beer.27. Dogs don't hate their bodies.28. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.29. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.30. Dogs never criticize.31. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.32. Dogs never expect gifts.33. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.34. Dogs don't worry about germs.35. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.36. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.37. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.38. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.40. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.41. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.42. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.43. Dogs never want foot-rubs.44. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.45. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.46. Dogs can't talk.47. Dogs aren't catty.48. Dogs seldom outlive you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted August 8, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2015 if you lock a dog in the boot of the car, he's still happy to see you after a few hoursOn the other hand if you locked the missus in there...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted August 8, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2015 BUY A DOG !!!!WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN1. Dogs don't cry.2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.4. Dogs think you sing great.5. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.6. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.7. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you8. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.9. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.10. Dogs are excited by rough play.11. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.12. Dogs understand that farts are funny.13. Dogs love red meat.14. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.15. Anyone can get a good-looking dog.16. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.17. Dogs don't shop.18. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.19. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.20. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.21. A dog's parents never visit.22. Dogs love long car trips.23. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.24. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.25. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.26. Dogs like beer.27. Dogs don't hate their bodies.28. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.29. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.30. Dogs never criticize.31. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.32. Dogs never expect gifts.33. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.34. Dogs don't worry about germs.35. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.36. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.37. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.38. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.40. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.41. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.42. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.43. Dogs never want foot-rubs.44. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.45. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.46. Dogs can't talk.47. Dogs aren't catty.48. Dogs seldom outlive you.All valid points but I don't have to collect the wife's turds in a bag. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slice Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 NOT YET!!!! Wait till she's 98 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom1878 Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 Well it looks like this one is gonna have to stay in the shop window.She was coming around but due to a monumental decline in my industry (due to oil price), I'm suddenly facing a possible wage cut or seeing the business close, so the decision is now out of our hands. Another 6 months of flogging the 125 by the looks of it then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slice Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Oh bad luck mate, well at least you get to keep the girl !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted August 10, 2015 Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2015 If you had 4 grand as an option with the puddle hopper your hardly scraping the bottom.There are masses of really good bikes out there for around 2k. From every marque and style too. There is just so much more in the motorcycle world. Chaining yourself to nice shiny dealer stuff is a crippling shame if you ask me.Look wider, check out what people really ride, not the magazines, you should see the diversity just in the YOC bikes at squires. Most are sub 2k, 10-15 year old (and a lot more) different cc, 2 st, 4 st, but they all make you smile. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevtheRev Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Your heroism is motivating! Wedding deposit......wow! I wouldn't be able to even type this if I'd gone there, fair play. I c And just imagine how ridiculous you'd look , trying to pick up your teeth with broken fingers , lol . The guy decided to go ahead and take it............. ...................................but his credit application got turned down by Black Horse!!! The only issue now is, the law has been laid! If I proceed, the lady may leave RESULT !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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