I hate mince pies, turkey, xmas pud and snow.

If my twinduros let me down in the snow.

I hate mince pies, turkey, xmas pud and snow.

Tried gravy Groucho ?

I use scotch instead

I hate mince pies, turkey, xmas pud and snow.

Aye, the snow tends to make the others soggy

the foamy videos

breathalyzers, police cells ,and court appearances.

I hate mince pies, turkey, xmas pud and snow.

I like all of the above , .... I dislike the commercialism , overkill,

And kev " not this year I hope, low tolerance up here now,,,

what do I hate about Christmas?

Everything.

My family, spending money, ice & snow, worse driving than normal, compulsory holiday, heating bills, expensive food and that FUCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC EVERYWHERE...!!!!!

Christmas "SONGS", can you imaging working in a shop and listening to "Do they know it's Christmas" for 8 hours? I suspect that "going postal" would be ok if you used this as a defence.

Slice, I've worked in a supermarket a few times over the Christmas period.

It is torture. The same "christmas" songs on repeat - a CD that lasts about 45 minutes. It does amuse me that they always include Fairytale of New York on it, though. I never believe they thought that one through.

Worse, though, is when they bring in the bloody carol singers.

Whats to hate? If you are lucky you may only see 80 of them and you don't have to go with the flow. Mind you I especially love sprouts.

Mind you I especially love sprouts.

I love sprouts as well

I love sprouts as well

+1 for the sprouts, love em but not boiled into mush

+1 for the sprouts, love em but not boiled into mush

Nooo. Just nice, with a little "bite". Then mixed in with some left over spuds and onion to make Bubble & Squeak with some cold cuts of gammon, beef and turkey the next day; Hmmmmmm.

Mmmm bubble and squeak.

Fucking hate Christmas music, Carol singers, silly lights all over the town, shit films on TV, decorating a dead tree with shiny tinsel and balls and stuff, windy shitty horrible weather, the horrible creatures that swarm into all the shopping centres with their screaming little brats to get more cheap materialistic shite, it's basically a massive corporate sellout.

I do however, like compulsory holiday (seems to be the only time I get off), drinking all day and not feeling guilty, eating a shit ton of food and the occasional days we get proper decent snow.

I used to work in Currys retail store back in 2008 and we had the same Christmas CD playing over and over... Basically just psychological warfare

I hate most things about Christmas but seeing the smile on my little girls face shows me that its not actually that bad, i feel sorry for the poor folk working in retail having to hear Chritsmas songs on repeat and screaming kids shouting I WANT THAT!!!

On to the subject of sprouts i love mine with chopped up crispy bacon and cracked black pepper Mmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom