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A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

> >

> >After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and

> >two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at

> >her.

> >Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie.

> > The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.

> >Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!

> > With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

> >yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her

> >arse.

> >This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction fle=

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> >out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

> > Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

> > Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind

> >Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"!

haha!!

merv you really are a source of jokes!!! :P:D:P

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