Moderator mervin Posted March 19, 2006 Moderator Share Posted March 19, 2006 A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. > > > >After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and > >two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at > >her. > >Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie. > > The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head. > >Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!! > > With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, > >yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her > >arse. > >This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction fle= w > >out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. > > Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. > > Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind > >Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomg Posted March 19, 2006 Share Posted March 19, 2006 haha!! merv you really are a source of jokes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Beezkneez Posted March 19, 2006 Moderator Share Posted March 19, 2006 fpmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted March 19, 2006 Moderator Share Posted March 19, 2006 Yet another classic there Merv! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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