Noise Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Hey guys and gals, thought id share a little good news to you all, i can now confirm that me and the good wife Laura are expecting our second baby girl in february 2015. We went off for our 20 week scan yesterday and every thing is in the right place and all is healthy. Laura is slightly gutted as she was kinda hopeing for a little boy but non the less we are both over the moon. just thought id share with you all 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Congrats dude get your sleep in now, be a few months going on little, once your new bambino arrives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Congrats to both of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slice Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Congratulations mate hope all goes well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted September 24, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 24, 2014 congratulations to you both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Congratulations!! I've heard raising kids is part joy, part guerrilla warfare... and you're gonna be the odd man out with three gals in the house! LOL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bippo Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Congratulations Noise!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 Thanks all, Yer being the only man about the house is going to be rather tricky, female dog, wife and two daughters so its going to be a very hormonal house hold in the coming years but atleast it give me a three week long ride out every month As long as there boy friends follw my 10 comandments there be fine Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: - Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. - Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. - Places where there is darkness. - Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. - Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. - Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. - Hockey games are okay. - Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car-there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g1hsg Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Congratulations to you both. Just wait until they are both teenagers.................By a feat of very poor planning my wife and I managed four daughters within exactly four years. Fortunately they started to leave for Uni before I was forced to take up gardening and live in an a shed on the Allotment one week every month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toutsuite Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Congrats man! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neversaydie Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Really pleased for you both. They'll fight like bitches while they're growing up, but once they're out of that, sister love can't be broken 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Congratulations to you and Laura, mate!!! My condolences to the poor sister, but at least she's the older one!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obriens65 Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I'd like to add my congratlations but as the father of three girls I think it should probably be commiserations. Seriously though, I'm stoked for you both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie1 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Congratulations! Just think how appropriate your name will be in February Two teenage daughters? That'll be fun. Best teach them to ride a bike very young, then they won't be needing a lift from any gentlemen callers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Gonna bea house full of noise, congrats! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Well funny you should say that kate as Nikkita my eldest has already been on my bike up n down the car ports drive god knows how many times and is already asking for her own bike 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Congrats mate well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Really pleased for you both. They'll fight like bitches while they're growing up, but once they're out of that, sister love can't be broken This is so true! My mom said she would cry sometimes because of how mean my sister and I were to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatloaf Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Congratulations to both of you. I love rule 3, should be enforced by every girls dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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