Posted September 17, 201410 yr Wanna hear a joke about a pizza?... you wouldn't like it, it's too CHEESEY!
September 17, 201410 yr Author Why couldn't the coast guard save the drowning hippy?... Cus he was too far out maaaan.
September 17, 201410 yr Why don't they play poker in the jungle?... Too many cheetahs! What do you call bees that produce milk?... Boo-bees!
September 17, 201410 yr How about this one Foams... Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?... Because she grew out of her B-shells.
September 17, 201410 yr Author A woman goes to the doctor with a strawberry shoved up her arse... Th doctor says, "ive got some cream for that..."
September 17, 201410 yr What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?... Ba-na-na-naaaa! Don't normally do this, but as it's a very poor joke, do you refer to Beethovens 5th opening?
September 18, 201410 yr What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?... Ba-na-na-naaaa! I think you'll find that's Beeth...aaaargh, ninjad!
September 18, 201410 yr Whenever I travel abroad, I never fly Virgin. They don't go all the way. Badum-tish!
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