wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Wanna hear a joke about a pizza?... you wouldn't like it, it's too CHEESEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 What do you call a big pile of kittens?... A meowntain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?... Ba-na-na-naaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Why couldn't the coast guard save the drowning hippy?... Cus he was too far out maaaan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Why don't they play poker in the jungle?... Too many cheetahs! What do you call bees that produce milk?... Boo-bees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 well smileyfaecs' is just about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Sacha: haaaaa I like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 How about this one Foams... Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?... Because she grew out of her B-shells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 A woman goes to the doctor with a strawberry shoved up her arse... Th doctor says, "ive got some cream for that..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Berries n cream may never be the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Nothing wrong with food in the bedroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?... Ba-na-na-naaaa! Don't normally do this, but as it's a very poor joke, do you refer to Beethovens 5th opening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toutsuite Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?... Ba-na-na-naaaa! I think you'll find that's Beeth...aaaargh, ninjad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toutsuite Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Whenever I travel abroad, I never fly Virgin. They don't go all the way. Badum-tish! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 Okay so maybe it was Beethoven... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Just being picky - it was composed in the same century at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Quick music lesson.... Hope it helps!https://vimeo.com/106536871 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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