wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Wanna hear a joke about a pizza?... you wouldn't like it, it's too CHEESEY!
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 What do you call a big pile of kittens?... A meowntain!
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?... Ba-na-na-naaaa!
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 Why couldn't the coast guard save the drowning hippy?... Cus he was too far out maaaan.
Sacha Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Why don't they play poker in the jungle?... Too many cheetahs! What do you call bees that produce milk?... Boo-bees!
Sacha Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 How about this one Foams... Why was the mermaid wearing seashells?... Because she grew out of her B-shells.
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 A woman goes to the doctor with a strawberry shoved up her arse... Th doctor says, "ive got some cream for that..." 1
wild foamy Posted September 17, 2014 Author Posted September 17, 2014 Nothing wrong with food in the bedroom...
AndrewElvisFan Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?... Ba-na-na-naaaa! Don't normally do this, but as it's a very poor joke, do you refer to Beethovens 5th opening?
Toutsuite Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 What was Mozarts' favourite fruit?... Ba-na-na-naaaa! I think you'll find that's Beeth...aaaargh, ninjad!
Toutsuite Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 Whenever I travel abroad, I never fly Virgin. They don't go all the way. Badum-tish! 2
wild foamy Posted September 18, 2014 Author Posted September 18, 2014 Okay so maybe it was Beethoven... 1
AndrewElvisFan Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 Just being picky - it was composed in the same century at least!
AndrewElvisFan Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 Quick music lesson.... Hope it helps!https://vimeo.com/106536871
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