AndrewElvisFan Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 So I get in from work and was given a list of everything that had been done while I was at work and I had to admit the house was spotless. Only one job left and that was to cut the lawn. To which I politely replied 'sorry babe there's no petrol left in the can' She only suggested siphoning some out of the bike!!! Laughing, I said ''Course I 'kin will, just like you'd give up a chocolate brownie'! Storming out to work she said something to the affect of me using the exhaust pipe from now on! Anybody else think I may be getting lucky later tonight when she gets home?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted August 21, 2014 Moderator Share Posted August 21, 2014 Ahh just pass her a wet sock when she gets home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted August 21, 2014 Moderator Share Posted August 21, 2014 Ask Dr DDT So I get in from work and was given a list of everything that had been done while I was at work and I had to admit the house was spotless. Only one job left and that was to cut the lawn. To which I politely replied 'sorry babe there's no petrol left in the can' She only suggested siphoning some out of the bike!!! Laughing, I said ''Course I 'kin will, just like you'd give up a chocolate brownie'! Storming out to work she said something to the affect of me using the exhaust pipe from now on! Anybody else think I may be getting lucky later tonight when she gets home?? Dr DDT replies: Dear Andrew, Thank you for sharing your domestic problems with us. The lawn cutting is just a rouse and, if left long enough, she will eventually get round to it. This is a common problem and is widely known in medical circles are "Femailus confusion syndrome". Basically the female is subliminally masking her desire for you to buy her something. She is doing this by detailing things she has done during the day in-between watching Jeremy Kyle on TV and looking at any website that sells stuff on the internet by doing a little housework (huh, as if housework was a mans job??). By pointing out she has done her chores, she is attempting to earn your respect and wants you to feel like you would like to treat her without actually asking you outright. To pacify the little cherub, and a tummy rub won't do, I would suggest you look at buying her something new and complimentary. I would suggest a new mop, iron or duvet set, depending on how flush you are. I hope this helps and please let me know if you require any further advice on family or relationship matters. Yours. Dr DDT. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Fucking hell, and you thought my detailed post linking feet to behavioural condition was weird -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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