mike1949 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 A man found a penguin wandering the streets so he took him under his wing so to speak. That night he took him to his local pub. His mate said pointing to the penguin. "where did you get that from?" "I found him this morning and he follows me around everywhere". So his mate suggested he take him to the zoo. "Good idea, I'll take him tomorrow morning". Anyway, tomorrow night when he went to the pub with the penguin his mate said. "I though you were going to take him to the zoo" "I did, and tomorrow I'm going to take him to the pictures" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted August 15, 2014 Moderator Share Posted August 15, 2014 Oh my gawd mike did you get that from the british museum archive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatloaf Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 They say that the oldies are the best, so this must be bloody good because it is ancient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy xs Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 A classic, it's up there with my Dogs got no nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?... A lickalotopus... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 A classic, it's up there with my Dogs got no nose Really? How does it smell?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I took my boys to the zoo the other day. Wasn't impressed, they only had one dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted August 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2014 It was a Shitzu ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lallasro Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?... A lickalotopus... and the only dinosaur that still live those days and you can find them anywhere at every workplace? kissalotoanus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 What do you call a snake in a crisp packet?... .. Russell... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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