Posted August 15, 201410 yr A man found a penguin wandering the streets so he took him under his wing so to speak. That night he took him to his local pub. His mate said pointing to the penguin. "where did you get that from?" "I found him this morning and he follows me around everywhere". So his mate suggested he take him to the zoo. "Good idea, I'll take him tomorrow morning". Anyway, tomorrow night when he went to the pub with the penguin his mate said. "I though you were going to take him to the zoo" "I did, and tomorrow I'm going to take him to the pictures"
August 15, 201410 yr They say that the oldies are the best, so this must be bloody good because it is ancient.
August 16, 201410 yr I took my boys to the zoo the other day. Wasn't impressed, they only had one dog.
August 18, 201410 yr What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?... A lickalotopus... and the only dinosaur that still live those days and you can find them anywhere at every workplace? kissalotoanus
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