Moderator mervin Posted February 16, 2006 Moderator Share Posted February 16, 2006 Did I read that right? Subject: THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2005: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [i can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [He probably IS the battery charge] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [ Did I read that sign right?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 After Nicky Butt was dropped from Birmingham's first team, one of the online news sites had the headline: "Brummies Promise Butt Probe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted February 16, 2006 Moderator Share Posted February 16, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted February 16, 2006 Admin Share Posted February 16, 2006 Yeah saw the Butt probe one the other day... couldnt believe it was printed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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