Moderator YamaHead Posted February 14, 2006 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2006 At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys'side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ...Really!! 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as MotorBikes, fishing, the offside rule or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted February 14, 2006 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2006 Some very good points there scott Merv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted February 15, 2006 Admin Share Posted February 15, 2006 Yep all so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey B Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Awesome, I'll be passing that on to the wench..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmax girl Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 THANK GOD I,M SINGLE...WHERE DO YOU MEN THESE IDEA,S....FROM....LOL.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crucades Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 yup all is true. just goes to prove how bloody sexiest women are when it comes to all that emotional crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmax girl Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 ah,but not all females are same,Crucades... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomad Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 You forgot one rule- Men are either hungry or horny. If he doesn't have an erection, make him a sammitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomg Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 You forgot one rule- Men are either hungry or horny. If he doesn't have an erection, make him a sammitch. so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samuraimatt Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 AND MAKE IT A BACON BUTTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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