Dickhead at work goes in my bag

[Noise]

Right sorry if this offends anyone but it's gotta be said, fuck it if he is a Muslim and so is your manager, this is not there place and I would seriously ask this knob out right, tell him you know he is looking in your bag and if he dose it again then go to your manager, if it carries on go to HIS manager if you are told the bollocks that your get the sack then ask them what for, they must have a VERY good reason to other wise you can screw them for unfair dismissal. If you haven't done any thing and are abiding by your T&C you should be ok.

If not I'll pop up for you, I fucking hate thieving little gits and looking in your bag is just the start of it.

[wild foamy]

Revenge is only sweet when you're pulling 12 of some c*nts peircings out with a gerber.

bide your time, young grasshopper

[bindie]

some kind of exploding dye pack.....

[wild foamy]

exploding backpack?... nobody would be the wiser...

[Grouch]

Put a note in your bag saying,,,,,,,,, YOU ARE A SPASTIC.

then lock your bag every day after that.

If he toutch's the bag after that,,,,,,,, kick the shite outa him,,,,,,,, he wont have proof that you did it if there's no cameras anyway

I thought about putting a note in saying 'find what your looking for cunt?'

[JohnnyAC]

Be patient and catch him red handed. Long runs the fox :-)

[jimmy]

Grouch

Is yours the only bag he goes in, if so have a word with your boss, tell him you're not wanting to make a fuss but if it keeps happening, you'll be calling the Cops. Don't second guess your bosses actions, Muslims hate thieves as much, if not more than Westerners....They cut their hands off ffs.

[drewpy]

super glue the zip with the thick stuff just before you go out.

hopefully he will go straight for the bag and you have him. if he doesn't it will just dry and you can try again.

[Campaman]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Lose the anger and get cunning.

Either rig the bag so you have evidence that he is doing it, or as already said some form of lock to stop it, although ideally the evidence route is the best option so that you can take action against him.

If you are within earshot of the bag you can get small movement alarms for garden sheds reasonably cheaply that you may be able to rig up, or you can also get padlocks with a built in alarm.

[Noise]

Id really take the piss, put in a bottle of whiskey a porn mag kleanex man size tissues and a tub of vasaleen see what he says to that.

Yyour deff know if he has been in your bag then as he will either be in the bogs knocking one out or showing every one at work what you had in your bag that day

Or scrapping that whack in a massive black rubber cock!!!!(in your bag that is no where else )

[slice]

If you want to stop him doing this then just don't take a bag into work, it means you have to change your ways but if it's really getting on your tit's then remove the temptation and he will move on to someone else. This way your avoiding getting yourself and him into grief and hopefully the next person he does this to will muller him for you !!!! What I'm saying is if you won't nut him leave it to someone who will.

[clarke]

If you go to work on your bike fit a top box and leave the bag in there. I'd also tell your manager that someone keeps going in your bag and ask them to investigate. You shouldn't have to worry about this at work and you may not be the only one it's happening to.

If your work don't do anything about it then they are complicit and you could take action against them.

[wild foamy]

A WR with a top box???

I like Noises idea better, would be funny as fuck, just clear out the extreme section of your local ann summers and plant them in your bag,

Plus if you do catch him red handed, he would be less likely to turn it against you and claim racism if he's been beaten with an 18-inch black rubber dong

[YPVS TONE]

As mentioned above I think I would get one of the small travel type padlocks that goes through the hole in the tab of the zip. Why should you put up with someone going through your personal belongings.

Failing that put an old stye mousetrap in your bag. That should catch the prat Red Handed !!!!

[pilninggas]

I'd get a cheap £20 dash cam (you can use it to record other stuff too). Pop it in there facing up; it'll switch on with movement. if he goes in the bag it'll be captured and you can go to the manager - if they don't do anything you can really shaft 'em. He sounds like a total loser.

[up.yours]

just my take on it ?

i would hit him as hard as i could in his muslim mush and deny it. what a cheeky racist blk cnt..

[mike1949]

Blimey Grouch, the one thing you haven't mentioned is where you work, and what type of work you do.

Reading all the replies, the only sensible ones are

#7

#14

#27

All the rest are either light hearted or taking the piss.

OR are you??

[wild foamy]

I wasn't taking the piss.

You must have seen your fair share of fish-head justice being a maritime man?

[mike1949]

Stevie, I would never in a hundred years suggest that you were/was.

[Grouch]

I'm not risking my career by punching the fuck out of the cunt. I've worked hard to get where I am, it has taken me a few years. I'm a youth housing support officer. I work in hostels with medium to high risk 16/17 year old social service kids. They send them to me because they have been through every part of the system and no one can handle them anymore. As you can imagine these kids have serious issues and are out of control. They are the worst kids in the city. My job is frustrating and really stressful but I love it. The problem is everything is done by the book and to the dot. It's not like when I was doing the shop fitting lark and we could just settle it man to man haha. I think I'm going to start videoing him doing it about 10 times then make a collage and show him it. Then I am going to blackmail him.