chain letter ?? !!!!!!1

[mervin]

INSTRUCTIONS:

Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes - although I stress some people may see this as "optional"), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.

Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

a) 0.5 Miss Worlds

2.5 Models

c) 463 Wild nymphos

d) 3,234 Good-looking nymphos

e) 20,198 Who enjoy multiple org * sms

f) 40,198 Bi-se * ual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.

And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original girlfriend back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the International supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the guy that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.

No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities

(that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law,

and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate........ send this letter today to 9 of your best

friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum

cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they

can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon

Undertake.