Noise Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 It's the stuff under a monkey's forskin, you have to snort it. Its about one billion pound a scraping.
AndrewElvisFan Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Lol! Is that YOC/friend prices???? Any chance of tick? 1
Noise Posted August 24, 2013 Posted August 24, 2013 Yer that's the price for YOC members only. With a bit of luck I maybe able to get some soon but it's quite hard to get it as most monkeys don't like having a scraping
AndrewElvisFan Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 So I had me a little day trip to London zoo yesterday and got thrown out for befriending a monkey.......
up.yours Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Lol! Is that YOC/friend prices???? Any chance of tick? don't know about that. but theirs a chance you could have a lick...
AndrewElvisFan Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 don't know about that. but theirs a chance you could have a lick... For £1bn I'd lick whatever you want!!
AndrewElvisFan Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 For the aforementioned sum I'd even let you wear your mankini at the same time!
wild foamy Posted August 27, 2013 Author Posted August 27, 2013 If i was to eat myself... would i be twice as large or disappear completely?
Noise Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 Looking at you in that Mankini there aint much to fill you up to start with!!!!
slice Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 PLEASE can we stop mentioning the PHOTO of the mankini, I have to scrub my eyes every time that thing appears or is dragged out in a conversation!!!!!!!!!!
Ttaskmaster Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 If i was to eat myself... would i be twice as large or disappear completely? You'd collapse into yourself, becoming a black hole and would thus be technically immeasurable. However, your mass and gravitational would probably increase, so we'd still get to call you a fat fucker!!
Noise Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 If you stiched your ass hole to your mouth could you not have to eat again thus solve world hunger?
Ttaskmaster Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 If you stiched your ass hole to your mouth could you not have to eat again thus solve world hunger? The Nazzies tried this in WW2. All subjects died due to progressive degredation of the circulating sustenance. You've clearly been watching those Human Centipede movies again...
wild foamy Posted August 27, 2013 Author Posted August 27, 2013 Ive seen the ex-missus foamys dog do a similar thing. it would shit, eat its own shit, throw the shit up again and eat it again thus repeating the cycle...
Noise Posted August 27, 2013 Posted August 27, 2013 I think it's the way forward. May have to look into it, any willing subjects??
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