August 24, 201311 yr It's the stuff under a monkey's forskin, you have to snort it. Its about one billion pound a scraping.
August 24, 201311 yr Yer that's the price for YOC members only. With a bit of luck I maybe able to get some soon but it's quite hard to get it as most monkeys don't like having a scraping
August 25, 201311 yr So I had me a little day trip to London zoo yesterday and got thrown out for befriending a monkey.......
August 25, 201311 yr Lol! Is that YOC/friend prices???? Any chance of tick? don't know about that. but theirs a chance you could have a lick...
August 25, 201311 yr don't know about that. but theirs a chance you could have a lick... For £1bn I'd lick whatever you want!!
August 27, 201311 yr Author If i was to eat myself... would i be twice as large or disappear completely?
August 27, 201311 yr PLEASE can we stop mentioning the PHOTO of the mankini, I have to scrub my eyes every time that thing appears or is dragged out in a conversation!!!!!!!!!!
August 27, 201311 yr If i was to eat myself... would i be twice as large or disappear completely? You'd collapse into yourself, becoming a black hole and would thus be technically immeasurable. However, your mass and gravitational would probably increase, so we'd still get to call you a fat fucker!!
August 27, 201311 yr If you stiched your ass hole to your mouth could you not have to eat again thus solve world hunger?
August 27, 201311 yr If you stiched your ass hole to your mouth could you not have to eat again thus solve world hunger? The Nazzies tried this in WW2. All subjects died due to progressive degredation of the circulating sustenance. You've clearly been watching those Human Centipede movies again...
August 27, 201311 yr Author Ive seen the ex-missus foamys dog do a similar thing. it would shit, eat its own shit, throw the shit up again and eat it again thus repeating the cycle...
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