Moderator YamaHead Posted December 15, 2005 Moderator Share Posted December 15, 2005 FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows how to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end And always be my very best friend. Amen MALE PRAYER I pray for a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac with a firm body, big boobs and who owns a Liquor Store and a Fishing Boat. This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Care Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomg Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 hahaha i like the second one better!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted January 11, 2006 Moderator Share Posted January 11, 2006 Please send picture of boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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