July 29, 201311 yr My sisters husband was out on a ride with his best mate when he was hit by a seagull (doing a rate of knotts) which its beek impailed his leather jacket and punchered his shoulder! nasty little feekers there are.
July 29, 201311 yr "KILLED BY A SEAGULL" on your tomb stone, have the other corpses rolling around laughing at you for eternity.
July 29, 201311 yr Author Impaled by a seagull? Didn't think they could do that much damage. I'm surprised insurance companies don't offer an additional seagull cover option .
July 30, 201311 yr Years ago, I was riding home on my Honda 250N from Northampton to Market Harborough after finishing a night shift at about 4am and I had to actually stop because there was a owl flying down the centre of the road about 3 foot of the ground, just cruising along.
July 30, 201311 yr Moderator I head butted a pigeon at 40mph a year or so back. Snapped my visor and gave me concussion. The worst part was the horrible dust stuff that came off it. Tasted nasty. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2
July 30, 201311 yr Thats wasn't dust................................it was pigeon spunk, Mmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom
July 30, 201311 yr Moderator Thats wasn't dust................................it was pigeon spunk, Mmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom That is plain wrong Noise
_33963e.png)
_83bc35.png)
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.