j0hn Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 One of them bricks it and drops the piece of bread on my front fender lol.
Noise Posted July 29, 2013 Posted July 29, 2013 My sisters husband was out on a ride with his best mate when he was hit by a seagull (doing a rate of knotts) which its beek impailed his leather jacket and punchered his shoulder! nasty little feekers there are.
slice Posted July 29, 2013 Posted July 29, 2013 "KILLED BY A SEAGULL" on your tomb stone, have the other corpses rolling around laughing at you for eternity.
j0hn Posted July 29, 2013 Author Posted July 29, 2013 Impaled by a seagull? Didn't think they could do that much damage. I'm surprised insurance companies don't offer an additional seagull cover option .
Campaman Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Years ago, I was riding home on my Honda 250N from Northampton to Market Harborough after finishing a night shift at about 4am and I had to actually stop because there was a owl flying down the centre of the road about 3 foot of the ground, just cruising along.
Moderator DirtyDT Posted July 30, 2013 Moderator Posted July 30, 2013 I head butted a pigeon at 40mph a year or so back. Snapped my visor and gave me concussion. The worst part was the horrible dust stuff that came off it. Tasted nasty. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2
Noise Posted July 30, 2013 Posted July 30, 2013 Thats wasn't dust................................it was pigeon spunk, Mmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom
Moderator DirtyDT Posted July 30, 2013 Moderator Posted July 30, 2013 Thats wasn't dust................................it was pigeon spunk, Mmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom That is plain wrong Noise
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