j0hn Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 One of them bricks it and drops the piece of bread on my front fender lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 My sisters husband was out on a ride with his best mate when he was hit by a seagull (doing a rate of knotts) which its beek impailed his leather jacket and punchered his shoulder! nasty little feekers there are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slice Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 "KILLED BY A SEAGULL" on your tomb stone, have the other corpses rolling around laughing at you for eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Yer i know was pretty bad but funny as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obriens65 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 I'd love to see that insurance claim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted July 29, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2013 should given him the bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j0hn Posted July 29, 2013 Author Share Posted July 29, 2013 Impaled by a seagull? Didn't think they could do that much damage. I'm surprised insurance companies don't offer an additional seagull cover option . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campaman Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Years ago, I was riding home on my Honda 250N from Northampton to Market Harborough after finishing a night shift at about 4am and I had to actually stop because there was a owl flying down the centre of the road about 3 foot of the ground, just cruising along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted July 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 30, 2013 I head butted a pigeon at 40mph a year or so back. Snapped my visor and gave me concussion. The worst part was the horrible dust stuff that came off it. Tasted nasty. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Thats wasn't dust................................it was pigeon spunk, Mmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted July 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted July 30, 2013 Thats wasn't dust................................it was pigeon spunk, Mmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom That is plain wrong Noise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 yuk ? newmans tasted pigeon spunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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