dt502001 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 you have 1 second to answer this question.. it can be answered,can you answer it.? in 2 day's i will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilninggas Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 The telephone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Be drinking a cold beer on top of a hot woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neversaydie Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 be older Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouch Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Have my bike on the road and it will never let me down again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 In 2 days I won't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirriePete Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 [Pedant] The only question there is : it can be answered,can you answer it.? In which case the correct answer is "No". If you want us to complete the sentence (which isn't a question) then how about in 2 day's i will ... finish the surgery and hormones and be known as Mrs dt502001. [/Pedant] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhat250 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 ... finish the surgery and hormones and be known as Mrs dt502001. = Big kev" wife to kev ----- "get off,",,,,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 And the winning answer is NO as ther was no question asked. Now to the winn contestant Kirrie (suspisously a girls name) did you come to the answer while havin your ass pushed by a shaft,thinking about transexual men ,or did you boyfreind help you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 And the winning answer is NO as ther was no question asked. Now to the winn contestant Kirrie (suspisously a girls name) did you come to the answer while havin your ass pushed by a shaft,thinking about transexual men ,or did you boyfreind help you :chair: There's always one who has to be a smartass eh Kirrie? we're all friends here though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted April 3, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 3, 2013 its all gone tits up anyway...in 2 days time i will be 4 days older than i was 2 days ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 Woha I was not offened by his comment's,it was just a riddle,and with his answere's,I would have come back with that over a beer. He does ride a shaft drive bike. Sheese lighten up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirriePete Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 And the winning answer is NO as ther was no question asked. Now to the winn contestant Kirrie (suspisously a girls name) did you come to the answer while havin your ass pushed by a shaft,thinking about transexual men ,or did you boyfreind help you So what do I win? Last time I won anything was a chain clean & lube set in a raffle, oh how I chortled at that! I came to the answer by utilising a part of my body not much in use in the general populace these days, namely a fully functioning brain. As for the sexual innuendo, showed the wife (red hair, big tits, married 27 years) and she wanted to know if the shaft on my bike was as big as my 'personal' one ...... ! Woha I was not offened by his comment's,it was just a riddle,and with his answere's,I would have come back with that over a beer. He does ride a shaft drive bike. Sheese lighten up Make that a decent beer, not one of those North American gnat's piss brews, something with a dead rat in the barrel would be appreciated. This highlights the problem we have with communicating by keyboard - in a pub situation we'd all know who was taking the piss and who was taking it seriously - I think it's safe to say no-one in this thread takes it seriously. Maybe we should institute a set of markers like the bold and italic formatters, something like [Pisstake] .... [/Pisstake]. (This post prompted by a nice salty 12 year old from Wick - not a Jimmy So-Vile moment, Google Old Pulteney if you must) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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