"Love is the feeling you get when you like

something as much as your motorcycle"

--- Hunter S. Thompson------

"Never eat Yellow Snow"

---Jimmy McKenna---

Piss off

--Kev--

Up yours

unkonwn

If at first you don't suceed ..then sky diving isn't for you..unkonwn

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

--The Dude

Sir, ive tried seeing things from your point of you, but i cant get my head that far up my own arse.

- Foamy,

"losers always whine about their best... winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

-Sean Connery (as "Mason"), The Rock

I always thought I had a birth mark on my arse, Turns out to be a cigar burn after all

Hows about that then

OG

"A coward you are Withnail, an expert in bulls you are not!"

"I"

"I AM THE ONE AND ONLY"

*chesney hawkes*

Better to be lucky than good, cos if your good then you gotta be good all the time (my old man the best god damn joiner I know)

Measure twice, cut once

SIZE DOESNT MATTER!!

*all my previous girlfriends*

I always thought I had a birth mark on my arse, Turns out to be a cigar burn after all

Hows about that then

OG

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 8, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

Rehab is for quitters

--Amy winehouse