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jewish cabbie

mervin
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Jewish Cab Driver

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into

a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his

eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt

to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong

with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked

woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you

sumsing, lady – I vasn't staring at you like you

tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if

you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what

are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am,

I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking

to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping

de money to pay for dis ride?

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