jimmy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 http://jewishmag.com/53mag/chicken/chicken.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 or God as a kid trying to create a chicken © Gary Larson...The Far Side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 bollox to that lot , the cock cum all over the bluddy chicken and the egg, good night , mistery solved . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 lol g'night up yours sacha, the conundrum remains, but the question has been answered lol In the words of the Great Dave Allen, goodnight and may YOUR god go with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Ah screw this shit, i give up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Discussing religion, are we? Norse gods were here before God. Personally I'm a fan of Crom and his followers, but the old Viking gods were the absolute best. Here's the long explanation of why: "Christianity promised to rid the world of evil... Odin promised to rid the world of Ice Giants. How many Ice Giants do you see stomping around?" 'Nuff said, I think. Now off to the mead hall!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realrayzor Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Boom! that was my head exploding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunglikeahorse Posted November 17, 2012 Author Share Posted November 17, 2012 Wow peeps..!!! Just logged in as been away training with mr Bernard Matthews and god you lot Are like girls.... Any how ive given up uni now and am going to join green peace in saving the trees.... Can't wait Alaska here I come and I'm going on a road registered Suzuki LT50 quad from Essex to Manchester then fly to Uranus to Hugg trees and catch some rays in the tropical forests of Alaska.....!!!!! Chickens were never my thing they alway out smarted me and kept stealing my bike. Pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennyboy1 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 if you are going tree hugging make sure you do not hug any ash trees or you might get diseased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 fuckin hell peeps, what's become of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunglikeahorse Posted November 17, 2012 Author Share Posted November 17, 2012 I've had HIV 3 times now. Paracetamol sorted it every time. To cure ash just add hash..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Wow peeps..!!! Just logged in as been away training with mr Bernard Matthews and god you lot Are like girls.... Any how ive given up uni now and am going to join green peace in saving the trees.... Can't wait Alaska here I come and I'm going on a road registered Suzuki LT50 quad from Essex to Manchester then fly to Uranus to Hugg trees and catch some rays in the tropical forests of Alaska.....!!!!! Chickens were never my thing they alway out smarted me and kept stealing my bike. Pmsl Ahem. Like girls? You say that like it's a bad thing just to be a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 i know several girls who could quite easily hand my ass to me if the moment called for it, however due to the fact that i am a lover and not a fighter, it hasnt happened yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 it was still the chicken first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 i know several girls who could quite easily hand my ass to me if the moment called for it, however due to the fact that i am a lover and not a fighter, it hasnt happened yet Rather have the ladies handle your ass than hand it to you, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 It is usually me handling the ladies asses to be fair, hence the lover not a fighter remark. Definition of bravery?, staggering into your house with another womans lipstick on your shirt smelling of her perfume and slapping your missus on the ass saying "you're next, fatty!", did that once for a dare on a night out, took a lot of groveling to get back in the saddle after that... :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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