Hunglikeahorse Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 What came first I gotta know or I will fail at uni. I'm sooo desperate to be a qualified chicken plucker. If you know the answer then where did that come from...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 chicken cum first.cos an egg can't cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 the egg came first as a chicken is an evolution of a dinosaur, and dino's laid eggs, so....... eggs were here first, hope this helps you become a chicken plucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 i was once a phesant plucker... not sure that helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 boon , your wrong . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 now now peeps, lets not start a war here, reminds me too much of an argument i had with my mates devote catholic girlfriend (to be fair, she's a nutcase at the best of times), even the opening title of the 'big bang theory' on TV sets her off, whilst its amusing to watch there came a point where i was in no mood for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Cant be doing religion, the way i see it, Jesus was just a Hippy Carpenter on Opium that spoke some words that other opium chompers though was a good idea. and the Bible, well the way i see that is that it was the first ever "Law enforcement" book. Things back in the day where getting out of hand and the folks wrote a whole Lotta rules that the citizens had to abide by or the rapture would come and destroy every thing they loved. (i maybe wrong but fuck it whats the worst God can do lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted November 13, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 13, 2012 Chicken...................................................with chips. Egg..........................................................with bacon The egg came first because throughout its evolution process it hatched the slightly different variant of the chicken which then did the same. This eventually evolved into the chicken as we know it today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 bollox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted November 13, 2012 Moderator Share Posted November 13, 2012 You are right Kev but don't tell the others! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 hey, up yours, it must be true cos stephen fry told me on Q.I , and another thing, how did this end up being a religious thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Sorry peeps, i guess i kinda threw that curveball... i think it was the whole evolution thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 bloody mods, doncha just hate em, and it was the chicken first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 there's none so blind as those that don't want to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennyboy1 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 if jesus the junkie found the chicken,plucked it and ate it then we would not have any eggs but we would have a university graduated CHICKEN PLUCKER which was the original question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken or was it a turkey ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Turkey is a different bird, one clucks, the other gobbles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 iv'e sussed it? it was neiver the chicken nor the egg that came first , why you ask because it was the cock ,the cock layed the chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_birds lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 So it should be which came first, the dinosaur or the egg? If dinosaurs were hatched from eggs then the same conundrum still applies. No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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